I like a good historical costume drama, and while THE WHITE
QUEEN, a BBC mini-series from 2013 that ran on the cable channel Starz in the
U.S., isn’t quite a top-notch entry in that genre, it’s certainly watchable.
I imagine some of the people who watched this said, “Hey, what a rip-off! They
just stole the plot from GAME OF THRONES. Lancasters and Yorks? Come on!” Yep,
it’s the War of the Roses again, beginning in this version with King Edward’s
secret marriage to Elizabeth Woodville that kicks off all sorts of intrigue and
violence over the next twenty years, culminating with Henry Tudor’s defeat of
Richard III to become King Henry VII. I’m no expert on British history, but I
know just enough that I had a pretty good idea what was going to happen all the
way through.
THE WHITE QUEEN, based on several novels by Philippa Gregory, indulges in a
little historical speculation here and there, mostly about what really happened
to the princes in the Tower of London. Many years ago, I read a mystery novel
by Josephine Tey called THE DAUGHTER OF TIME, which features a British police
inspector passing the time while he’s recuperating from an injury by trying to
figure out what really happened to the princes. I remember thinking it was very
good, and I ought to reread it one of these days. But to get back to THE WHITE
QUEEN, I thought it did a reasonably good job of sticking to the history, but
that may be because, like I said above, I’m no expert.
I didn’t recognize anybody in the cast except one of the villains, but they all
do a pretty good job. There’s quite a bit of scenery-chewing, but it works in
context. An apparently low budget kind of hurts this production, though.
Whenever there’s a scene with the “armies” of the various contenders for the
throne, the so-called army usually consists of maybe two dozen guys standing
around. Then later, somebody will burst into a scene in some castle and
exclaim, “There’s just been a huge battle! Their guys beat our guys!” Or vice
versa. There are a couple of actual battle scenes, but they’re small-scale and
not very well-staged, with a lot of that quick-cut editing to disguise the fact
that there are only a couple dozen guys in the armies.
So why watch THE WHITE QUEEN? The history behind the story actually is pretty
dramatic and interesting, and it’s very much a real-life soap opera. And
there’s one aspect in which THE WHITE QUEEN maybe even outdoes GAME OF THRONES:
gratuitous nudity. Lots and lots of gratuitious nudity. So if you watch it, you
know what you’re getting into, as the actress said to the bishop.